Year of the fluffy bunny (beweare. im feeling random right now)

I feel so random right now that my random thought just eloped with another random thought and had a random lovechild named random, but he was too hardcore and wanted to randomly kill everyone in the jungle, so he changed his name to rando and made a hit movie, then returned home only to find that its random parents disagreed with its career choice and disowned rando from the family and adopted a new child named logic and reason. but rando used his random though to trick reason into killing logic and then lied about it to its parents about betraying his own brother, thus changing his name to treason. you see, the difference between random thoughts being right or wrong, as well as reason beating logic, is a simple matter of... adding or subtracting one letter.
the end

and now the actual blog post you were waiting for:





While standing over the freeway bridge on the first day of the new decade, watching all of the people i will never meet coming back form places i may never see. I came to realize that there were hardly any cars traveling north. causing me to belive that the reason there was hardly anything to do new years eve is because no one was here, everyone was up north partying like its 1999. who knows....

Meanwhile, back in my room i have rediscovered the reason why i can't get this song out of my head, probably because i keep hitting repeat. But now i see why they call it "trance". the beat is so fast, you want to get up and flail around and keep up with it, but the melodies and smoothe bass rhythems are so hypnotic that you are only left with the option to sway in steady motion while nodding your head to the beat instead... or something like that. either way, i've spun around in my chair too much to care what you think about it, just listen to THIS. Preferably the last 7 minutes of the song... I don't drink or do drugs, nor am i dancing, yet this song still manages to give me motion sickness, without the sickness. confusing yet? exactly, you are now all victim to my logical retardation and thus are covered in awesomesauce. Enjoy the new decade and lets make 2011 so awesome that the chinese astrologists have to rename it the year of the chuck norris!