how do i get a song out of my head if i been singing it for 3 days straight? why are sugar cookies so good? why do girls go to the bathroom at the same time? where do animals go if they have no souls? where do children go if they die before they know right from wrong? why do girls anylize evaluate and criticize other girls that they dont know? what came first the chicken or the egg? why do people enjoy hurting others? why does it hurt me to see other's suffer? why do they put braile at drive-thru atm machines? why do people cheat on other people? why am i still awake? whats your favorite color? why am i so ashamed of myself when i havent done anything yet? why do bad things happen to good people? if cheaters never prosper, why do so many of them win? if the number pi goes on forever, why does it matter how many decimals you can count to...? why does the "land of the free" have so many restrictions on your freedoms when other "unlawful" countries have people killing and bombing so freely? where the hell did all the emo's come from and how do we get rid of them? i have a giant can of raid willl that work? whats up with girl's "clothing sizes"? i can see a girl who is 5'5'' wear a size 11 stand next to a woman who's 5'11'' and wears a size 5... you expect me to figure that out? and WTF is a size 0....? if i died tonight, would anyone miss me? if they really would miss me, why havent they tried to talk to me in all these years? are they waiting for the dramatic pause so they can say "i never realised how much i had til he was gone" or some bs like that? why cant i stop listning to this damned song?!?! and why are cats so prissy? i hate cats! if i played a blank tape at full blast on my radio, do you think the mime next door will complain about the noise? why does our government control whats allowed in our freedom of speech? why do rich people put money away in banks for retirement knowing that they will never live to see half of it put to use? where did my favorite rings go? why did sara cheat on me for 9 months and say that she got "frisky" with her best friend when her other friend showed me a text about how she got to be on top in the front seat of that jewish bastard's car? why are jewish people so sensetive to the word jew? what else am i supposed to call them? and why are black people allowed to say nigger and white people cant when it was originally a word meant to put them down below whites? and why do mexicans come to america to escape their own country's government, then make public protests claiming mexican pride, waving mexican flags, and demanding the american anthem be sung in their native mexican language? are you retarded? do i go to mexico and demand that the locals grow me a field of berries and cook me burgers all day, then sit around and complain that no one in mexico speaks enough english to cater to me and run around mexico city claiming white power? seriously get a clue... i read and write spanish better than half of the people i work with and i respect them very much and enjoy their company, i dont see them bitching about how unfair it is that i dont speak enough spanish, they are actually trying to learn ENGLISH because they want to survive in an english speaking workplace... theres an idea...and why do so many other races complain that the WHITE people are racist against other colors, when white's are the minority? if it were a colors war, brown would win, because 80% of "blacks" are mixed with other races and are actually really dark brown, not truly black, and thus they can't claim black pride or anything because they are just dark brown, along with lots of other brown related races. and furthermore why do white people just accept that white is even a race? if brownies get offended and say "im LATINO" and blacks say "african american" and pacific islander and asian or whatever, why has no one taken the time to recognise that i am not white? IM CANADIAN-IRISH-SIOUX INDIAN and 100% AMERICAN like the rest of you fools! and why do men have nipples? why does cingular and at&t wireless keep buying eachother out and changing names? has it occurred to them that their face value and overall stock has declined more than 65% since they were just two seperate companies? and why does every commercial for any medical or dental thing say "number one doctor recomended" when the commercial 15 minutes before it said the same thing? do the doctors all have a giant "number one list" that they take product names attatched to darts and just throw them around? why do people who are so beautiful have to say they are ugly? why is self confidence so beautiful even when an "ugly" girl knows how to carry herself through? and why do people care what everyone else thinks of them when ultimately they are the ones who criticize themself the hardest? why does my selective hearing turn on at the worst parts of side conversations at work? why am i asking so many stupid pointless questions? is anyone going to read them? if anyones THAT bored, did you read every one of them? do you feel any smarter now? can you answer all of them? ya right. want a cookie? why havent i finished my sugar cookie yet? nvm mmmm that was good. why is there a freakin chocolate chip cookie in my bag? why do girls who never met me tell me they love me while girls who are in love with another man constantly flirt with me? am i like a danger magnet? why do i keep hitting the play button on this frikkin song?!?!?! why are you still reading this?... i wonder what the random reward might be for wasting everyone's time answering the questions that are wasting everyone's time? are you confunsed yet? would you be surprised if i said i wouldn't be surprised if you said you weren't? can we agree that 5:06 in the morning is a bad time to be spouting out random crap? good, then im going to bed!....er.... im going to... bed?
The random and sometimes outrageous thoughts and happenings of your's truly.
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